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THE CALLUM HOUSTON WEB PAGE
OTHER TALES BY CALLUM HOUSTON
PULP FICTION:
"Mafia: Armed To The Teeth"  (Depraved Vancouver Gangsters On The Loose! X-Rated!)
FINANCE MINISTER TAKING BRIBES FROM PWC HERE
"Stuff I've Seen In Powell River #1"  (Strange Boats, Helicopters and Maniac Otters!)
"Stuff I've Seen In Powell River #2"  (Hallucinogenic Garlic!)
"Stuff I've Seen In Powell River #3"  (Wacky Wanda, Vanessa and the Highway Girl!)
PULP FACTS:
STUFF I'VE SEEN IN POWELL RIVER #4
 
QUOTES:

“We are at war, my friend, and what you did back there makes you a saint.  A fucking saint.  Believe me, you will be remembered for that good deed.  Three words apply to those fuckers and don't you ever forget 'em:  No Fucking Mercy.”
Randy Shannon from Mafia: Armed To The Teeth


“Man, you could put those tits in a titty contest.  And I don't mean just a local contest, I mean ANY contest.  Those are world-class titties.  You could stick those titties in a titty contest with chicks from every country in the world and they'd win for sure.”
Jack Bush from Mafia: Armed To The Teeth


“The outside of you tastes so good, so sweet, baby.  But I've got to know what you taste like on the inside as well.  Piss in my mouth for me.”
Randy Shannon from Mafia: Armed To The Teeth